Breaking News - If elected, Mitt Romney pledges to declare a War on Poverty.
Senior aides say he plans on using Predator drones on select targets, initially
concentrating on pockets of organized poverty in Detroit, Chicago, and LA.
Quoted Mr. Romney "These people are going to be against us no matter what
we do, and they don't pay any taxes -who the Hell do they think they are?"
Further details will be posted as they become available.

(sorry, I couldn't resist)